Vendetta (me)

Well, I had to do it eventually, even though I hate introductions.

Originally I go by Lyss, but my lucky nickname netwise is Vendetta, so I use it here as well.


Totally uninteresting info about me

I enjoy:

Blogging, spamming (just a little bit), giving advice, singing (when nobody can go deaf from hearing it), braiding flowers through my hair (poor things choke and die eventually), causing all sorts of drama, and switching my religion repeatedly.


My Blurbs & Bubbles (careful! copyrighted material):

From a game:


Freezes with fear. 'OMG, I've gotta do something before Supah Man gets me!'

Runs toward already half-dead Superman, tries to attack him; he blocks and holds! In a desperate attempt to get free, screams "Look", and flashes him a boob.

Watches as Superman stares stunned with jaw open, before kicking him in the shins with all her might. 'Oh, what the hell; it felt nice.' Twice .

Frees from the Superman's grip as he falls to the ground with the "I didn't freeze my sperm yet! I didn't freeze it!", and runs like hell toward Frost, trying to show a breast baring gesture with one hand, while waving madly with another.

"It works girl! It works! Flash 'em to the guys in geeky glasses!"


From the blog:


"If I were a type believing in things like Tooth Fairies, Elves, and other mystical creatures living somewhere on the astral plane, I’d say the fact that I can’t think of a single thing to write about these days is a strong indication that someone knocked my Muse over the head and stuffed her in the closet."


"... it was rather inconvenient, so to help myself up a little I decided to grab his arm. Well, I mean, I thought it was an arm. I swear to God, by the feel of its width it truly felt like a real honest-to-god arm. Then I looked up and saw what I was actually holding at the moment. It really. Really. Was. Not. An arm."


"I think if he is proud of its size, then he'd be happy to let you measure it. If not... oh just do it while he's asleep!"

Welcome V

Wow... I just got welcomed into my own forum I created weeks (months?) ago... << I think someone's getting popular!

rofl